Sunburn

At the beginning of the school year, students and staff were mystified by the sudden appearance of turf in the section between the J and L buildings. With even the administration stunned by the turf's overnight appearance, the MC detective club launched an investigation to pinpoint who installed the turf, discovering a dark history the grassy layer hides.

Detective Club Investigates Mysterious Turf

Attention MC Teachers: New Verification Process for Grade Input

Controversial internet influencer, Andrew Tate, who was recently imprisoned in Romania on sexual trafficking charges, has just been extradited to the United Kingdom. International authorities were alerted to Tate’s criminal history by receiving mountains of evidence. Videos depicted him as a modern boogie-man who menaces the public and prowls the streets.

Andrew Tate’s Downfall

Is George Santos a Victim of Bigotry?

The newly constructed bell schedule at MC has been the hardest adjustment the teen generation has dealt with since COVID itself. Due to daylight savings and a new law that was passed, prior to the 2022-23 school year, high schools in San Diego County cannot legally be in session anytime before 8:30 am.

Daylight Savings and Nighttime Awakenings

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras” tour is one of the biggest announcements to surface in 2022, specifically for the music and entertainment industry. Tickets are in very high demand, but are being produced at a very low supply. Everyone is desperate to get their hands on a ticket… even the Kim Kardashian fans. It is predicted to become a blood bath soon.

The Hunger Games: Taylor’s Version

As midterm elections approach, citizens are narrowing their view on the precedents established by Joe Biden’s administration in the first years of his presidency. While some call recent policies like Biden’s student loan plan a life saving change, others claim that it is unfair and ultimately harmful to the students who reap its benefits.

How One Organization is Changing the Future of Student Debt

On May 6th, Souplantation announced on their Instagram account their grand re-opening on July 4th. The business had shut down in early 2020 due to Covid, but is now on the uprise. The announcement has driven many people mad with excitement as Souplantation is a San Diego favorite. 16-year-old Sue Pansalad has just gotten accepted for a job there and is thrilled for them to open.

Sue Goes Mad for Souplantation

The school bell is about to ring and the halls are crowded. Any sensible person tries to hurry to class to avoid being tardy. However, a group of conspirators, suspected to be freshmen called Strollers G, strolls through the halls. They take their slow, leisurely time to walk, hindering other students in their attempt to evade tardiness. Their agenda is to make other students late to their classes, resulting in bad reputations with their teachers and having multiple tardies that make them ineligible to graduate.

Slow Walkers: Opposing Sides

An upward trend in gasoline pricing has taken the US by storm. Many theories about this increase in cost swirl around, but the truth simply relates back to Covid-19.

Seemingly always there to ruin a good time, scientists in the CDC began predicting a new spike in Covid cases because of Coachella, one of the most popular music festivals in the world which takes place in Indio, California each year.

“Coachecron”