Sea lion Shuffle| Kayleen Bella Quirimit
What many people have been calling a “terrifying outbreak” has made its debut in zoos all over the world as sea lions continuously grow more intelligent. Sightings have been reported of the creatures hitting spine-chilling jigs and spinning their bodies at a whopping 90 mph, striking fear in victims and causing numerous tornadoes. Countless remarks of fear from the media spark questions on what the sea lions will do next.
“This has gone too far. I used to see videos of these things swimming on YouTube and I’d happily share it with my friends,” ex-sea lion superfan, Gwavert Gonseales, said. “Now, every video has me on the floor hyperventilating.”
Researchers still have not disclosed a specific reason behind the behavior. Theories like the consumption of abandoned drugs from shipwrecks have covered the internet for the past few days.
New data has shown that an increase in the number of sea lion tornadoes is expected within the next two weeks due to the adults teaching their pups how to spin. Authorities are still trying to find ways to prevent the uncontrollable spread and teaching of this activity.
“I hate how they dance, it freaks me out. I’m losing my hair from all this stress,” Cryan Quirkos, a victim of the sea lions, said.
Along with the daunting dance moves and tornadoes, many zoos have reported sea lions breaking into fish facilities looking for snacks. Some say that the animals scare the workers with their blood-curdling sounds, leaving buildings vacant and fish unattended and eaten.
Recently, more sea lions have been observed to stick their tongues out to show dominance. In case of this happening, professionals advise anybody within 15 feet of the animal to get to safety and hide.
“I was so scared. I had to duck and cover under a table and all of a sudden, the ground started shaking while it roared,” Gonseales said.
Meteorologists have seen a significant increase in the amount of natural disasters per day due to the dangerous spinning and roars. More specifically, they believe that the weather has turned over 30% more life-threatening since the sea lions started attacking.
The world has gone into shambles, worried about what mess the sea lions will make next. Whether it was from the animals spinning, dancing, or sticking their tongues out, many people have been strongly affected by this unfortunate event. People are expected to run, hide, and do whatever they can to stay away from the murderous creatures until further notice.
